Pass this along - IMMEDIATELY.
The long and short of it: Activist group, Femen, staged “topless jihad” across Europe yesterday (4-4-13) in support of Tunisian woman and activist, Amina Tyler.
“Earlier today, members of Ukrainian feminist group Femen staged protests across Europe as they called for a “topless jihad.” The demonstrations were in support of a young Tunisian activist named Amina Tyler. Last month, Tyler posted naked images of herself online, with the words “I own my body; it’s not the source of anyone’s honor” written on her bare chest. The head of Tunisia’s “Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice,” reportedly called for Tyler to be stoned to death for her putatively obscene actions, lest they lead to an epidemic. Tyler has since gone quiet, leading some to fear for her safety. Below are images from Femen’s protests today in Sweden, Italy, Ukraine, Belgium, and France. A warning, nearly every photo depicts nudity, and most contain offensive language.
Is there a test yet, to gauge the “holiness” of one’s penis milk? I mean, the church should really regulate these things. Afterall, it’s fine for a Bible-thumping Southern Baptist to have skim holy penis milk, but I would be offended by an Arch Bishop with anything less than 2%. Standards, gotta have standards. And pasteurization.
BEWARE…um, yeah, I’ve got nothing. I mean, you can’t really beat what’s already there. *snicker*
Nerdtastic Nerd Things Ahead.!..(you’ve been warned, y’ken?):
UPDATE: Read this blog by Neil Gaimain, IMMEDIATELY, especially if writing is a passion you will always have. Neil Gaimain Blog Post to Writers of All Levels
Anyhow, this was one of the very first RP characters I ever created, who was oh-so-cliche, adhered to just about every Gary Stu trope, and was (for better or for worse) utterly ridiculous. Still, I loved and still love the character greatly, if only because things were always very interesting and amusing when he was involved in a storyline. Other players would literally change their own character’s established histories and backgrounds, so that they could have an association with him.
His name: Daeth.
Oh yeah…you heard that correctly: DAETH. LMFAO. And of course, he was the Son of the God of Death. Of course - why would he be anything else? *facepalm*
Daeth, son of Death, Angel of Death. And I had a penchant for always labelling him, “The dark Adonis”. Oh my lord…it’s embarrassing to think about, but Daeth, along with my two other “mains” when I was doing play-by-post RP, really helped me with my writing. It seems strange now, especially since I was a blatant abuser of epithets, had comma splices all over the place, and really had a hard-on for describing how “delectable”, “seductive”, or “sensual” (etc.) my characters’ were. Still, play-by-post gave me a safe, creative outlet in which I could write with others who shared my interests, weave stories, and learn how to improve my own style.
Anyhow, I really recommend play-by-post RP as a means for new writers to stretch their legs and foray into the field. Even if your character is the most delicious creature known to man, demon, and angelic kind alike (read: Daeth) and is a blatant wangsty-yet-mischevious Gary Stu (again, read: Daeth), it gives good experience.
Ah hells, I’m all nostalgic for the ridiculous fellow. I might have to take him out for another spin. Anyone care to RP? LOL.
Thought my followers may enjoy this.
Clowns are horrible asshats. That is all.
I doubt Aslan likes being on a leash like that… ;)
Regardless, some pretty sweet street art. I’d like to walk my own velociraptor or T-Rex, though.
This is the CUTEST.THING.EVER. D’aww…I just want to find all of his brothers so they can gambol around and play and grant me little wishes. You can bet your sweet ass I bought one of these!
Return of the Shark Stapler! Sharkpler II is a much happier fellow than his predecessor (pictured below it) even despite the fact that it seems as if there are some office ninjas lurking in the file cabinets or something. As you can see, the first Shark Stapler (Sharkpler I), was a mean mutha who constantly tried to eat the mouse when I wasn’t (and was) looking.
So far, Sharkpler II has not attempted to eat any of the other desk residents.
Sometimes if you’re really, REALLY good, the gods of the web will rain down the equivalent of internet Mana upon you, and serve up a truly tasty morsel that will make your brain hurt for days with pure, “WTF, I CAN’T EVEN—”. Mana hath rained down upon me, because the very first link I clicked on in my search for the proper way to carve “X’s” and other such things into bullets (the reason for which isn’t important >_>) turned up THIS gem.
I highlighted the parts that I found particularly…interesting, though you should just read the whole thing in one go and just let it gestate for awhile.
I have so many questions about this ‘SOCOM ROBOT’, the primary being: “ARE THEY STILL ALIVE?” This post was from 2006 and reads like the beginning of a Darwin Award. It makes me wonder if SOCOM ROBOT had any further bullet-carving hijinks, and if maybe the sapling tree he blasted to holy hell and prevented from entering Christian heaven (because I guess no “proper Christian god” would let such an ugly little tree through heaven’s gates) got karmic revenge by ensuring the next set of engraved bullets were shot right into his face.
What sort of prayer DO you offer to ensure an ugly tree got into proper Christian god heaven? I just don’t know.
I’m also concerned for the presence of any tom-cats or alleycats on SOCOM ROBOT’S property, and wonder the “demmycrats” have tried to write him a ticket for damning a sapling to hell.
Part of me hopes that this is just a joke…and part of me sincerely hopes that it’s NOT.
GUYS. *THIS* is the Epic Rap Battle you’ve all been waiting for…NIKOLA TESLA vs. THOMAS EDISON!!!
And fucking-A, Tesla goddamn OWNS that shit. OWNS.THAT.SHIT.
His flow is a verbal volley of electrified doomicorn magic, compared to Edison’s.
Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (by ERB)
Ode to Game of Thrones and the impending drama of Season 3! (The idea was originally posted by someone else, but this is the buffed up version of the original.) Enjoy and spread it far and wide!
Once upon a time I saw a picture of a T-Rex statue dressed as Batman (pictured). My brain took the next step and immediately imagined Superman as the Spinosaurus from Jurassic Park III. Logically. Except we both know that Spinosaurus Superman wouldn’t have killed T-Rex Batman in a fight, and would’ve made Jurassic Park III and rather different (and better) movie. I think that they should definitely consider haivng Jurassic Park IV be about the JLA as dinosaurs.