iamjapanese:

Lanfranco Quadrio（Italian, b.1966）

Dragonfly with large wing   1997

engraving

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Is there a test yet, to gauge the “holiness” of one’s penis milk? I mean, the church should really regulate these things. Afterall, it’s fine for a Bible-thumping Southern Baptist to have skim holy penis milk, but I would be offended by an Arch Bishop with anything less than 2%. Standards, gotta have standards. And pasteurization.

BEWARE…um, yeah, I’ve got nothing. I mean, you can’t really beat what’s already there. *snicker*

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Nerdtastic Nerd Things Ahead.!..(you’ve been warned, y’ken?):

UPDATE: Read this blog by Neil Gaimain, IMMEDIATELY, especially if writing is a passion you will always have. Neil Gaimain Blog Post to Writers of All Levels

Anyhow, this was one of the very first RP characters I ever created, who was oh-so-cliche, adhered to just about every Gary Stu trope, and was (for better or for worse) utterly ridiculous. Still, I loved and still love the character greatly, if only because things were always very interesting and amusing when he was involved in a storyline. Other players would literally change their own character’s established histories and backgrounds, so that they could have an association with him.

His name: Daeth.

Oh yeah…you heard that correctly: DAETH. LMFAO. And of course, he was the Son of the God of Death. Of course - why would he be anything else? *facepalm*

Daeth, son of Death, Angel of Death. And I had a penchant for always labelling him, “The dark Adonis”. Oh my lord…it’s embarrassing to think about, but Daeth, along with my two other “mains” when I was doing play-by-post RP, really helped me with my writing. It seems strange now, especially since I was a blatant abuser of epithets, had comma splices all over the place, and really had a hard-on for describing how “delectable”, “seductive”, or “sensual” (etc.) my characters’ were. Still, play-by-post gave me a safe, creative outlet in which I could write with others who shared my interests, weave stories, and learn how to improve my own style.

Anyhow, I really recommend play-by-post RP as a means for new writers to stretch their legs and foray into the field. Even if your character is the most delicious creature known to man, demon, and angelic kind alike (read: Daeth) and is a blatant wangsty-yet-mischevious Gary Stu (again, read: Daeth), it gives good experience.

Ah hells, I’m all nostalgic for the ridiculous fellow. I might have to take him out for another spin. Anyone care to RP? LOL.

fuckyeahstephenkingtattoos:

Thought my followers may enjoy this. 

Clowns are horrible asshats. That is all.

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I doubt Aslan likes being on a leash like that… ;)

Regardless, some pretty sweet street art. I’d like to walk my own velociraptor or T-Rex, though.

Sometimes if you’re really, REALLY good, the gods of the web will rain down the equivalent of internet Mana upon you, and serve up a truly tasty morsel that will make your brain hurt for days with pure, “WTF, I CAN’T EVEN—”. Mana hath rained down upon me, because the very first link I clicked on in my search for the proper way to carve “X’s” and other such things into bullets (the reason for which isn’t important >_>) turned up THIS gem.

I highlighted the parts that I found particularly…interesting, though you should just read the whole thing in one go and just let it gestate for awhile.

I have so many questions about this ‘SOCOM ROBOT’, the primary being: “ARE THEY STILL ALIVE?” This post was from 2006 and reads like the beginning of a Darwin Award. It makes me wonder if SOCOM ROBOT had any further bullet-carving hijinks, and if maybe the sapling tree he blasted to holy hell and prevented from entering Christian heaven (because I guess no “proper Christian god” would let such an ugly little tree through heaven’s gates) got karmic revenge by ensuring the next set of engraved bullets were shot right into his face.

What sort of prayer DO you offer to ensure an ugly tree got into proper Christian god heaven? I just don’t know.

I’m also concerned for the presence of any tom-cats or alleycats on SOCOM ROBOT’S property, and wonder the “demmycrats” have tried to write him a ticket for damning a sapling to hell.

Part of me hopes that this is just a joke…and part of me sincerely hopes that it’s NOT.

junglecrow:

ぺたぺた塗って、全体の色調を調整。オーバーレイでテクスチャをかけます。

ヒヨコは子供なので陰影をひかえめに。ママのゴツさと対比させます。

今回は背景を描かずにスッキリとこれで完成。

cactussanchez:

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